If you, like me, were intrigued by the recent knowledge of Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes reviews and went to find a copy on Amazon, the online retailer probably responded with an amusing question: “Did you mean Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Holes?” Thanks for asking, Bezos-mart, but no, I literally didn’t mean anything like that.
three hopes It is next WarriorsSequel in the style of Fire Emblem: Three Houses, the 2019 game that reignited everyone’s love for the classic Nintendo series. Other franchises have also received the musou treatment in recent years, most notably The legend of Zelda Y person 5. Apparently people are so excited about three hopeshowever, that they’re mistyping searches en masse, or at least enough that Amazon’s algorithms think “Three Holes” might be the game. real submarinetitle.
And it’s not just me. Social networks are full of similar stories from people who went looking for three hopes on Amazon, only to be asked if they meant “Three Holes”. In fact, a twitter search for “Fire Emblem Three Holes” reveals that several people use the term both jokingly and mistakenly outside of the Amazon context. Perhaps the romantic turn the series has taken with the modern installments means that people can’t help but imagine lewd scenarios when buying this spin-off.
I guess the only question that remains is whether “Three Holes” refers to a single person or some kind of polyamorous scenario with multiple lovers. I can’t believe I just wrote that.
Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes arrives on Switch this Friday, June 24. Maybe players will remove this nonsense from their systems when the full game is finally available, but based on experience, I hope everyone goes too far with their love and attraction to these digital characters. . As long as they keep their wandering eyes away from Yuri, my real real boyfriendwe won’t have any problem.